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Joke of the Day
"Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!"
Next Joke
"So i brought home a piece of furniture last night... but it left in the morning without saying a word. It was one nightstand."
"I'm sorry I punched you in the face when you said ""I love you"". Intimacy scares me. And you said it to my sister."
"I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth."
"What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic? [Answer](/s ""Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"")"
"Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points? Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number."
"Marriage is like a hurricane... Starts with a bunch of sucking and blowing, and at the end you lose your house."
"Dam's biggest dilemma... Dammed if I do, damned if I don't."
"How do you piss off thousands of people on the internet all at once? [deleted]"
"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"