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Joke of the Day

"Why should you be scared of a white man in prison? Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to /u/Ser_Rodrick_Cassel for the joke!"

"Do you know how to save a Muslim from drowning ? Click if you don't know the answer . That's good :) . // you can replace muslim by anything , it is a racist JOKE //"

"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."

"To get to the other side"

"Where do you store your wine? In the cabernet"

"A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms."

"Friend: just be yourself. Me: Be myself? Be myself?! Some of the most successful people I know aren't myself. That's horrible advice"

"Russell Crowe never regrets cunnilingus He'll always be Gladiator."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for? Haploid"