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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."
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"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"
"A) I don't care who is stalking my twitter B) I don't care who is saying terrible things about me C) I don't care - OH! Free iPad??? *click*"
"[buys plastic lightsabers for the kids] 5-year-old daughter: Mine is broken. Me: What's wrong with it? 5: It doesn't even cut off arms."
"Why was Anakin Skywalker king of the pub crawl? Because he killed all the Yuenglings."
"(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself... ...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/"
"A poem about bugs: If it can fly, it should die."
"3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator"
"Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop lap-dancing. I asked him why and he said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too......just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"