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Joke of the Day

"So I had to put German food in a container one time... It was a real wurst case scenario"

"Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole"

"Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art? He's the first dog to be able to lick his own Pollocks"

"What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver? The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green"

"I ordered a penis enlarger from eBay last week. The bastard sent me a magnifying glass."

"If you have bladder problems... Urine trouble"

"Why don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish."

"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster."

"I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with ""What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"""