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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver? The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green"

"What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team? *unfazed*"

"I knew I was destined to be a psychologist not a magician... ...when I pulled a habit out of a rat."

"Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks."

"What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them."

"Lazy fact 25428394692846 You didn't read that number"

"A rabbi a priest and a crocodile walk into a bar Chuck Norris mother fuckers.....whoooooooooooooo"

"Two jewelers saw a man get shot to death. The first jeweler looks at the second and says, ""I'm absolutely opalled! The second just looks down and says, ""I dunno man, I'm just too jaded to care."""

"You know why there are very few American bees these days? They are being replaced by H1Bees."

"How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree"