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Joke of the Day

"I ordered a penis enlarger from eBay last week. The bastard sent me a magnifying glass."

"Africa If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquito's dying needlessly of aids."

"I had a dream I was sitting in a motel room in Hell, so I turned on the television and started flipping through the channels. All the shows were closed-captioned for the visually impaired."

"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"

"Tramp! A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline before your mother jumped on it."

"I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant And call it ""Tapas the Mornin' to Ja."" RIP Harris Wittels."

"Why are Australians never late for work? Their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes."

"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"

"What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!"

"Tissues are for tearful issues and for when people think it's funny but it's snot."