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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with ""What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"""

"It's been so long since I've gotten laid My sperm's starting to grow legs."

"How do you keep your wife screaming after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains."

"How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now."

"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"

"They're finally making a movie about that guy who had a romantic relationship with his clock. It's about fucking time."

"Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you."

"What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key."

"Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas."

"What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews"