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Joke of the Day
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster."
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"Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing."
"[me narrating a documentary about the pyramids] I really want a Toblerone for some reason."
"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."
"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""
"My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi."
"What do you call a Middle Eastern sorceress? A sandwitch."
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"
"My exes broke up with me because I'm a pot lover. I guess you can say they don't have high standards."
"""Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them"" - Oh no ""This is Debra"" - aww I like that ""And this is Depanties"""