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Joke of the Day
"If you have bladder problems... Urine trouble"
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"If I show you a picture on my phone and you start scrolling, I'm gonna stab you."
"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."
"The real reason women will never be the ones to propose: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants."
"Why are ballerinas so vigilant? They are always kept on their toes."
"Roses are red. Wine is red. Poems are hard. Wine."
"So they told me I couldn't live in the gym but I told them... Squatters' rights."
"Why are homosexuals always happy? Cause they're gay (happy)."
"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."
"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."