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Joke of the Day
"Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25"
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"I can't wear preppy clothes... I'm Lacoste Intolerant."
"Sometimes I picture my wedding and other times I take off one pant leg stare into nothing for 15 minutes then take off the other leg"
"My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice Must be a catstratti"
"People who pronounce didn't as.""dih-in't"" please doh-on't."
"Life is like a box of chocolate... You never know what you are going to get, but you can be sure that 99% of it will be crap."
"2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos"
"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."
"I just climbed a mountain of fish, or you could say... I scaled it."
"If you don't have anything nice to say come sit closer to me and let's talk about everyone"