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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a box of chocolate... You never know what you are going to get, but you can be sure that 99% of it will be crap."

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"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."
"Don't hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook."
"Have you heard about the muslim sex dolls? They blow themselves up."
"Why did the kid get in trouble for wearing a bed sheet ghost costume? He wore a pointy hat underneath."
"How quick she mentions her husband/fiance/boyfriend is directly related to how creeped out she is by you."
"A new hospital opens for the first time, and the doctor is getting antsy... ""What are we waiting for?"" the doctor asks. ""Patients, Doctor,"" replied the nurse. ""Patients."""
"What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? ""Smells Like Teen Spirits"""
"2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows. (Get well soon Carrie)"
"I'm like a kid in a candy store..... I can't afford anything."