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Joke of the Day

"2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos"

"A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"" The Doctor Says, ""You're too Tense"""

"What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen."

"What's the most common question in Quantum Physics? I don't know"

"I'll never become a vegetarian I think it would be a huge missed steak."

"I got a boner at a funeral today... It was mourning wood"

"ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat"

"Tons of hot girls in my neighborhood stopped talking to me. I guess they find ad-block really unattractive."

"i drive the golf carts in gta most because i was never allowed to in real life. i also stab chairs because im not allowed to do that either"

"An English Girl.. WIFE: ""I'm going to LONDON. What gift do you want?"" HUSBAND: ""An English girl."" After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: ""Where is my gift?"" WIFE: ""Wait for nine months!"""