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Joke of the Day
"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"
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"What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through."
"Left in the Dark Recently the power in my flat went out for no apparent reason. I told the landlord the problem but they didn't get back to me. They left me in the dark for about a week."
"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."
"What do you call a homosexual, Russian, knight? Sir Gay (Serge)"
"What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough."
"I slay pussy like I slay dinosaurs Not at all."
"I know a guy who loves mushrooms.. ...He's a real fun guy!"
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans? Because they'll bite us!"
"What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall? An erection"