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Joke of the Day
"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"
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"Did you know there's actually 4 scientific bonds? * Ionic Bond * Metallic Bond * Covalent Bond * James Bond"
"nsfw joke: What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them"
"Have you ever eaten African food... Neither have they"
"Why didn't the fat duck have any friends? Because he was ostrich-sized."
"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."
"ME: *vaping* FRIEND: is that just a fountain pen? ME: *ink all over my teeth* nope"
"If you are what you eat then I'm a cannibal. Ba dum tsh"
"Anyone who says living well is the best revenge has clearly never relocated a bat colony while their enemy was at work."