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Joke of the Day

"The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this."

"Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women... Just not very many"

"Why did /u/JokeOverExplainBot cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."

"[my dog lays down on my date's lap instead of mine] date: ""i had a good time tonight"" me: ""i think you need to leave"""

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."

"'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the mall There were multiple reports of trampling injuries."

"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."

"'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC"

"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"

"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"