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Joke of the Day

"Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills.. All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend.."

"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"

"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."

"A study was just conducted to see what the #1 fear in humans is The results came back, and it's cats. But something seems a little off. They've only done testing on mice so far"

"Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore"

"I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey"

"I always feel good about giving the money to the homeless,... Now they can afford more signs."

"How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair."

"I stopped going to my colorblind therapist. He could never tell when I was blue."

"The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you're not a psychopath."