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Joke of the Day

"16 zombie actors injured on movie set. Saddly no one noticed for 3 hours."

"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."

"How many redditors does it take to make a good joke? Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost."

"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"

"So apparently in a job interview, if the interviewer asks you to choose one word that describes you, the correct answer is not fergalicious."

"What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage"

"Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him."

"I just pulled over for a siren on the radio so I get it, dogs that bark at tv."

"When Edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head."

"I'm not saying she faked her orgasm, all I'm saying is my p enis wasn't even in."