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Joke of the Day
"A love letter to my iPhone The apple of my I"
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"Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener"
"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."
"Why did the wee duck hide in the cupboard and give the other wee fuck a fright? For the quak"
"""Sobbing"" autocorrected to ""throbbing"" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction."
"I texted my ex, I'm at a cemetery..... wish you were here."
"Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this! (spread arms out)"
"Went to ""The Social Network."" I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids."
"Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin' ""good morning"" to 'em. That's a thing people used to do. Google it"
"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."