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Joke of the Day
"After being away from Reddit for a day, how do you keep up with what you missed? You go to 9gag."
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"Why do woman make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver."
"When people ask how I got the latest movies on my computer.. I respond by telling them my lovely bay with hella booty gives them to me.arggg"
"Knock knock Who's there? The pilot, let me in."
"What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick? An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it."
"Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess."
"Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."
"What do you call a loud group of Cowboys? A Reckon-ing."