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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: You need a kidney transplant. Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried. Me:"

"When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint. If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?"

"How do trains from different countries understand each other? With a trainslator"

"What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo"

"What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy."

"Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money."

"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""

"How to emberass an acrchaeologist? How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"mythical anciemt turtel that canot die has been found in the galapagos. ""dont worry"" says one scientist ""we wil find a way to kill it"""

"My girlfriend and my motorcycle have something in common. The faster I accelerate the ride, the more likely I am to break my crotch."