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Joke of the Day

"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""

"My buddy went to a Halloween party as Jesus on the cross... Everyone said he pretty much nailed it"

"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."

"What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch? Namaste"

"What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?"

"How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray."

"It's better to have loved and lost, than live with the idiot for the rest of your life!"

"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."