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Joke of the Day
"What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo"
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"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."
"What's the opposite of shell shock? Shell expectation"
"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"
"At some point I really want to manage a Wal-mart in Texas. I want to be a Texas Chain Store Manager."
"What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman."
"Me and my wife were happy for 20 years... ...then we met each other"
"What do black people drive? house prices down"