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Joke of the Day

"Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money."

"The NA cs:go scene"

"Hey boobs, keep up the good work!"

"Classroom Nerd (In a high school class room) Girl: Do you see that F@#$ING nerd over there. Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day. Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp"

"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."

"I love the word ""Allegedly"". You can make up anything about anyone without any reprisal... allegedly."

"Did you hear about the bomb that blew up a French cheese shop? There's de brie everywhere."

"Dentist pulled the wife's tooth, she cried. Dentist told her not to put anything hard in her mouth, I cried."

"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"

"Apparently, using a french fry and an onion ring to simulate how I wanted the rest of the evening to go wasn't the most romantic move ever."