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Joke of the Day
"What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy."
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"You Are What Your Eat I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism."
"They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to the 6 million Jews. ~ Jimmy Carr."
"What do you call the director of Kill Bill out in the sun? Squintin' Tarantino"
"What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? ""Oh, ewe"""
"Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope"
"A Jewish boy asked his father to borrow fifty dollars... ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"I'm rich! But not in money, just in read receipts from my ex-boyfriend who never replies!"
"You can call me a ""simpleton"" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure"
"A tragic kissout between police and suspects leaves over 15 innocent bystanders believing in love again"