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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and my motorcycle have something in common. The faster I accelerate the ride, the more likely I am to break my crotch."

"Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist"

"Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? ""Rude""olph"

"Sketch Artist: describe the man who attacked you Me: he had dark hair- Sketch Artist: one sec the Peanuts Character Creator is still loading"

"In some cultures, it's considered polite to scream when someone shows you their baby. I'd be considered proper there. Probably."

"What is the worst part of eating vegetables? The wheelchairs."

"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"

"""Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?"" ""No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"""

"Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf? He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it."

"How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one - you fucking bigot."