95226

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Light and Hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time."

"Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily."

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."

"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "

"[Gets arrested] Officer: You get one phone call... *hangs up a few minutes later. Can you turn the radio up? I requested a song."

"What do you call a dictator running a bookshop? The Supreme Reader."

"TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher. She didn't take American Express."

"The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time."

"You know what the best part of having dyslexia is? I have sex daily"