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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher. She didn't take American Express."

"Did you know that 1 in 4 people has multiple personality disorder? That means one of the me's has a problem."

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One; changing a light bulb is a fairly simple task which usually doesn't require assistance."

"Dining Hall utensils Today there were no utensils in the dining hall. The staff gave no forks."

"In a physio waiting room amongst athletes comparing their stories. I can't wait until my turn when I tell them I slept wrong on my pillow."

"The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage."

"What did the moderator say to the redditor? [Deleted]"

"Getting a college degree is just like buying a new car Its value is cut in half as soon as you leave the property with it."

"What do you call butt sex in public? PDAnal"