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Joke of the Day

"Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time."

"What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall? Art"

"I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey to my next exam so I know that i'll pass."

"Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat."

"How do you know your sister's having her period? Your dad's dick tastes weird."

"If you do not eat your candy corn in three separate bites, starting from the big yellow end to the small white end, I hate you."

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? ...He didn't see the ewe turn! .>_<."

"If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe"

"Cannibal Someone who is fed up with people"

"The worst part about crapping my pants at work was having to set the ACCIDENT FREE sign back to zero days in front of everybody."