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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dictator running a bookshop? The Supreme Reader."
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"My wine drinking is merely functional... My personality is better with a little marinade."
"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."
"Responded to a ""you up"" text at 3AM with ""Let me play with your teeth."" The reply ten minutes later: ""no."" This is already my favorite year."
"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"
"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"
"14-year old Becky writes ""Stop wars"" as her Facebook status. It gets nine ""likes"", all from world leaders. Peace reigns forever. She did it."
"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."
"Children's laughter can be a wonderful thing Unless its 2AM and you don't have any kids."