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Joke of the Day

"The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time."

"What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink? A pink carnation."

"*goes to watch youtube vid* BUFFER well okay *lifts weights* *checks again* BUFFER *does steroids* BUFFER ""WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"""

"What do you call a dinosaur that hates punchlines? MY LEGS! OH GOD, HE'S EATING MY LEGS! AAAAARGGHH!"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."

"It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them."

"My mom was in a horrible car accident on her way to pick up lunch today. It's really bad guys, I need your prayers. I'm so hungry."

"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""

"My mate said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot."

"When do you stop on green and go on red? When you are eating watermelon ."