22303
Joke of the Day
"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "
Next Joke
"welcome to Olive Garden! when you're here, you're family. sit up straight. have you gained weight? why can't you be more like your sister"
"Schools are giving kids a bad influence nowadays..... When they go into the real world they'll be expecting free handouts."
"If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work."
"I just found a six pack in my room. Case closed"
"PSA: If you have kids, do not label the box of your ...ahem.. special items ""Toys"". It's very awkward to explain."
"My wife says that all she wants is an attentive lover...... ...or maybe it was a tent of lovers. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention."
"Knock Knock Whos there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin they hatin"
"So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs... Now they're a Pythagorean cripple."
"a future joke: A Hispanic cop pulls over a white guy... white guy- ""Why not you stop bugging us minorities and go back to gardening"""