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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to the Psych Med Club! We were working on a secret handshake, until we lost interest in the things we once loved."

"Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? Because he wants tequila. Literally."

"The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute."

"How do the Chinese decide on their next porn star? They hold an erection..."

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!"

"What did the painting on the wall say to the cop? I've been framed!"

"I'd make a wind pun But it blows.."

"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America."

"[Ice Cream Truck] John Cena: I'll take an Icee, please. Ice Cream Truck Driver: Icee? You? Cena: *grabs driver's shirt* No, you can't."