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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America."

"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."

"What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model."

"Hey women, save your money, we just want you wrapped in a bow for Christmas. Wait, don't even worry about buying the bow."

"Why do they call it a cheese grater? Because nothing is greater than chesse."

"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."

"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"

"Helping my 5yo with his homework. Does anyone remember how to write the alphabet? Like with a pencil?"

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"

"The jokes on you Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""