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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? Because he wants tequila. Literally."
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"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."
"They say not to text and drive, but I still feel totally fine after like two texts"
"You'll never know what you want until someone says you can't have it."
"Who is the brother of Juan Luna? Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD"
"Playboy is starting a new magazine specifically for married men. It has the same centerfold every month!"
"You're Girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
"Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime; teach a man to catfish and he can trick some perv in Omaha into sending him rent money."
"Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly!"
"Emoji: because sometimes a chicken, the Spanish flag, and a lesbian couple is the only way to express how you really feel."