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Joke of the Day
"I'd make a wind pun But it blows.."
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"I hope Death is a woman.... That way it will never come for me."
"A robot walks into a bar; says he needs to loosen up. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."
"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"
"Remember when we cried as kids and our parents said, ""I'll give you something to cry about"" We thought they were going to hit us but instead they destroyed the housing market."
"I knew the Psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check"
"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"
"In case I ever doubted my status as an American, being able to buy girl scout cookies on my way out of the gym was a heady reminder."
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"My hamster died at the weekend... ... he fell asleep at the wheel"