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Joke of the Day

"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."

"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."

"Funny teacher responses to ""Can I go to the bathroom?"" Forget the classic ""I don't know, can you?"""

"They say 1 in every 4 men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I wonder which one of them 7 is, I really need a cock in my ass."

"racist frat dudes.. now ive seen everything."

"How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!"

"Shia LaBeouf should never teach sex education He'd tell the kids to just do it."

"I like my women how I like my coffee... In a Styrofoam cup"

"My dog just fell off the bed. I'm glad I'm not the only one drunk around here."

"Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."