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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!"
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"What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made."
"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."
"Got a lifetime ban from Best Buy today... Apparently we have very different definitions of 1080 pee."
"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"
"My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones. It's saucery."
"Drug dealer I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I'm not sure what they're laced with...but I've been tripping all day!"
"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"
"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"