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Joke of the Day

"What did the painting on the wall say to the cop? I've been framed!"

"What did the man ask the bush after being attacked by it? The man asked ""Why did you attack me?"" The bush replied ""I am bush."""

"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."

"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"

"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez."

"Why do men carry condoms instead of women? Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old"

"What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? Fauxty faux"

"As soon as you see the cop approaching, throw the bag of weed in his hands and do a citizen's arrest."

"I watched a gay fish porn the other day... ...it was pretty homoaquatic."