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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"

"Did you hear about the wheat farmer that got sent to jail? His wife *bailed* him out."

"What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch."

"Why is it true that if vegans ate you it would not be cannibalism? Because you are fucking nuts"

"Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly."

"Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you."

"/r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours."

"If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally"

"You know if you stab a salad 23 times It becomes a chopped salad"