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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"

"Who decides which weeds to kill in the garden? Weedicide."

"What Do You Call A Masterbating Cow? Beef Stroganoff!"

"True story I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking."

"Genetic link to male ageing and stress found in the XX sex chromosome. Hopefully it translates well enough into english."

"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."

"hmmm this cereal is bland, tasteless, boring, flat, flavorless...*checks box* oh, Synonym Toast Crunch"

"I don't wear a watch. I DECIDE what time it is."

"What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a drunk bass player? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks."

"What does an unborn child say... ...while its parents are having sex? ""Oh yes, daddy!"""