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"True story I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking."
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"scorpin and subzero walk into a bar the bar gets hot from scorpin and cold from subzero!!"
"If I win this lottery I'd give half to charity She treated me well at the strip club"
"Case of the Pregnant Lady joke"
"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"
"Summing up things about this year 2015: I am officially THE WORST YEAR EVER! 2016: Hold my beer."
"My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it. How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"I like my pasta like I like my prostitues With a little sausage"
"What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet? I need to goku the toilet"
"[first date] HIM: Can I call you sometime? HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone"