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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call A Masterbating Cow? Beef Stroganoff!"
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"My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was... My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was. I told him they all had their plusses and minuses."
"My dad said something earlier that gave me chills. He said, ""I'm turning off the heating."""
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick in a girl's ass."
"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."
"My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute"
"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"*finds own number on a bathroom stall* Call for a good time!? This is outrageous! *crosses out good; writes in GREAT* There. Fixed."
"A local police department was broken into tonight - reports say all the toilets were stolen. Police say they've got nothing to go on. (This joke courtesy of my dad)"
"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat."