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Joke of the Day
"What does an unborn child say... ...while its parents are having sex? ""Oh yes, daddy!"""
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"So ISIS attacker hid IEDs inside his rectum and detonated it.. What was the last thing that went through this terrorist mind? His ass of course lol. P.s. This is from a true story"
"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."
"What a rip off. There's no pot in this chicken-pot-pie."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? I've got it on vinyl."
"I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat."
"Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault."
"I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet."
"My mom likes to call from baseball games just to say she can't hear me 25 times."