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Joke of the Day

"Genetic link to male ageing and stress found in the XX sex chromosome. Hopefully it translates well enough into english."

"I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."

"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""

"What are Jews better at that anyone else? Concentration"

"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"

"[At Mexican Restaurant] Me:asks for food to be spicy hot Waitress: how hot? Me: Waitress:my people hot or your people hot"

"Do you like dragons? Because i'm going to be dragon these nuts across your face!"

"What do you give a girl that has everything? Penicillin"

"For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage."