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Joke of the Day
"Who decides which weeds to kill in the garden? Weedicide."
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"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"
"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""
"Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married... Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer: Me: Eight wonderful years. Wife: Eleven years."
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open when she brings it to you"
"What's the best part of two lesbians marrying? Two cooks in the house."
"Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling."