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Joke of the Day
"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"
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"How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling"
"What did the stamp say to the letter? Lick my ass and I'll take you places you've never been before."
"When life gives you lemons... Just be glad it's not AIDS"
"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."
"What does my jokes and cancer have in common? Only my dad gets it."
"""Snitches get stitches,"" I whisper to my 3 year old as he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets."
"Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new Timeline layout?"
"What's a Yankee? It's a quickie....but you do it yourself"
"What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth"