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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a salty white person? A saltine."
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"If you smoke a lot of cigarettes & gaze out of a window while your foot is propped up on something you can figure out pretty much anything."
"When I told you the dishwasher is loaded what I meant was... My wife is drunk."
"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."
"If video games were really bad for you, then the entire Pac-man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems Oh wait."
"What kind of meat do priests eat? Nun."
"What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay"
"Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long."
"What's a down-side of being a paedophile? You have to go to bed early."
"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"