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Joke of the Day
"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."
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"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""
"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."
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"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."
"Just lasted over an hour in bed... Thank you day light savings"
"I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn't work that way... So, I stole a car and asked for forgiveness."