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Joke of the Day

"One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace."

"Who was the greatest female author in German history? Ann Schluss. Her books had a way of taking over Czechoslovakia and Austria in particular. edit: Czechoslovakia & Austria"

"""IN THIS CORNER.. DWAYNE ""THE ROCK"" JOHNSON"" *the rock beats chest* AND IN THIS CORNER... RYAN ""PAPER"" WALLACE *the rock is visibly nervous*"

"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"

"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

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"During the height of the Cold War, spies were prepared to commit suicide if caught, with the help of a tiny #weed cigarette."

"What do calenders eat? Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events."

"Heads, you give me your phone number, tails you go on a date with me. *flips coin into ceiling fan, it's knocked out a window into the sea*"

"My girlfriend wants to be in a long distance relationship, according to this restraining order."