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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain."

"Don't dress like a hoe and expect a guy to approach you like a princess."

"How do you spell onomatopoeia? Just spell it like the way it sounds!"

"Where do Canadians play Basketball? In the NB - ""eh"""

"What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home? Echo-location, location, location (Replace ""bat"" with ""zubat"" if you wish.)"

"if u don't like central stations ur gonna HATE grand central station"

"What is the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair!"

"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."

"A date so good... I eat 10 more."

"Help! My husband's too controlling! Edit: No he's not, he's a really nice guy"