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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !"

"I haven't always believed in climate change But I'm warming up to the theory."

"Where does Charlie Sheen shop? At Winners."

"You made an imprint on my heart like a big butt on a memory foam mattress."

"What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats"

"What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar? Buck-teeth!"

"how much is a life-time supply of fast food? Not much."

"Got in trouble with the wife at dinner time last night. Apparently when she asked me to turn on the veg, fingering her disabled sister isn't what she meant."

"How much blow can Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."

"What did the tsundere degree say to the radian? ""Notice me 10"""