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Joke of the Day

"I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it."

"Boss: I'm following you on Twitter. Me: Sweet! 'Nother follower! [Days later] Me: Oh wait. Shit."

"What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabaghoul"

"We had a muslim friend.. Who was always late to the class. We used to call him 9/12. Edit: he is still my best friend."

"How do you get a 90 year old lady to yell fuck? Get another 90 year old to yell ""BINGO!"""

"Nice guys finish last, cause stamina."

"Girl: ""all boys are the same"" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities."

"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."

"79 million people are without access to drinkable water Though on the bright side, the number is decreasing!"

"How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb? At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit."